Dudes, why y'all be lying?
I posted this yesterday on my Myspace blog yersterday, but since I've been neglecting this one, I thought I'd post it here.
So on my way to vote today, a guy pulls up, and asks if I need a ride. "No" I say, since I'm about 20 paces away from where I'm going. So he tried a different approach in his holleration. " Don't I know you from somewhere?" My mouth was all ready to say "No" again, until I tilted my head and got another good look at him, and he told me his name. Turns out that we'd had a lil summer thing that never quite got off the ground about 10 years ago. So he says: "Ooh, I KNEW I remembered your face!"
What a liar. He drove up to me from behind. So I say to him " Man no you didn't; you drove up looking at my butt." As his face cracked, I continued with "And you don't remember my butt either because it wasn't this big back in the day."
Dudes why y'all be lying? I can't speak for all the other ladies, but I think that most of us like honesty. Respect me and be honest with me, and a lot of your work with me is done for you!
So yeah, he and I had a laugh about that, and we wound up talking for a long time actually. He's kinda salty about how things aint work out the first time. For one thing, we didn't go to the same school. He says I was too popular at mine, and not giving him no play. Lies I tell you. I was "popular" by default and definitely not by any desire to be so. Besides that, what the hell does that have to do with him? He dropped the ball back then, period. I'm giving him a chance to pick it up now though... he looks gooooooood as a grownup. Let's see how this goes... the stable is starting to look good!
So on my way to vote today, a guy pulls up, and asks if I need a ride. "No" I say, since I'm about 20 paces away from where I'm going. So he tried a different approach in his holleration. " Don't I know you from somewhere?" My mouth was all ready to say "No" again, until I tilted my head and got another good look at him, and he told me his name. Turns out that we'd had a lil summer thing that never quite got off the ground about 10 years ago. So he says: "Ooh, I KNEW I remembered your face!"
What a liar. He drove up to me from behind. So I say to him " Man no you didn't; you drove up looking at my butt." As his face cracked, I continued with "And you don't remember my butt either because it wasn't this big back in the day."
Dudes why y'all be lying? I can't speak for all the other ladies, but I think that most of us like honesty. Respect me and be honest with me, and a lot of your work with me is done for you!
So yeah, he and I had a laugh about that, and we wound up talking for a long time actually. He's kinda salty about how things aint work out the first time. For one thing, we didn't go to the same school. He says I was too popular at mine, and not giving him no play. Lies I tell you. I was "popular" by default and definitely not by any desire to be so. Besides that, what the hell does that have to do with him? He dropped the ball back then, period. I'm giving him a chance to pick it up now though... he looks gooooooood as a grownup. Let's see how this goes... the stable is starting to look good!
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